Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning. , cause I'm about to make your mouth a daycare If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my dick in your ass! If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw? I hope your a plumber, cause you got my pipe leaking. You need something to shut that big mouth of yours! Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina! You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild. Have this flower before I take yours Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you. I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight? Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. , because icing isn't the only thing I'll be smearing all over face your face tonight. Lets play house..can be the door so I can slam you all I want! I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal! I lost my pants, do you mind if I wrap your legs around me instead? Cause you gonna be choking on the D Hey baby, what's your sign?
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations. I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
Why pay when you can't get this footling for free Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? Cause I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.