Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway.” He thinks this is a good idea, so she holds the door.He takes a big swing, but rather than flying through the door, the ball hits her in the head and kills her.
The last time I tried that, I took a triple bogey on this hole!
Every now and then, from one of the incredible minds behind GOLF Magazine, comes an idea that puts a smile on the face of sports journalism. In fact, the following selection of rotten, lame, and exhausted old chestnuts did nothing but produce an expression that would suggest that sports journalism might need more fiber in its diet.
With the benefit of hindsight, a more realistic contest would be as follows: If you, having read this list of jokes, can honestly say that there was one in there that you had not heard before, we, at GOLF Magazine, will give you a life, because you obviously do not have one.
After mindlessly left-swiping through hundreds of mundane Tinder images (a left-swipe means, "Nope, I'm not interested"), I stopped at a photo of a guy standing on the seventh tee at Pebble Beach. I messaged him first: "Seventh tee at Pebble Beach!
Jealous you've played there." He was stunned I could identify the hole.
” O’Keefe regularly plays golf on Sunday mornings with three Orthodox Jews. At the end of the season, he asks for their secret. They go to synagogue, study, pray, celebrate the festivals and Sabbath, then play golf on Sundays and have great rounds.